TEMPERANCE
Beatty an' Irma says...
"Alcohal is eval!"
"You weill go to HAELL!"
Betty and I are very concerned about your wretched, eternal soul. The good book clearly says that alcohol is the work of the devil and that drinking it is a sin, if I could just find that page! Lot's of your friends drink to excess and just look at the world. Crime, murder, thieving and whoring are all products of the Satan’s horrid juice. The so-called euphoric feelings that evil alcohol give you is just a rouse to get you to forsake him. Take a look at yourself... Yes, you are happy, good looking and have lots money in your pockets. But evil alcohol will put you in the hell fires of eternal damnation. Only the righteous, like us, will ascend into heaven for never having any evil alcohol in our holy temples. I’ve been told that drunks have so abused their bodies. That they loose their eye sight, get lots of wrinkles and their hair just either falls out or blows up. If your righteous, like us, then you have nothing to worry about, do you.