These belches are for anyone who is totally fascinated by the human phenomenon of oral gas passing. For some of the ladies out there, this may be too disgusting to believe. We have assembled some of the finest digitally recorded belches you will hear nowhere else on the internet. You will need to have the RealAudio plug-in's installed on your browser to hear them on-line. Don't forget to e-mail any comments you may have.
 | BELCH #1 - This is a long vibrant one that echoes and reverberates in living stereo. Kind of meaty with a slight hint of Cheetos. |
| BELCH #2 - It starts a bit short but the artist pushed hard near the end to elongate the tone. Lighter than others, but reminiscent of pre-puking sound. |
| BELCH #3 - Surprise! You just made Grandma puke at the table. Don't worry you're already out of the will anyway. |
| BELCH #4 - Now this is the classic "couch-quarterback" belch. Low and tight in tone, so as not to interfere with hearing the game. This sound is often heard before the words "good one" or "honey?... get me a another beer." |
| BELCH #5 - This belch is the modern day male lion roar. Kind of beefy and strong. There's no doubt that after this was recorded the microphones were replaced. |
| BELCH #6 - The rhythm of this one is very similar to the sound of a 'John Dear' tractor. The foul old chicken aroma is the only thing that would make this one complete. |
We hope you have enjoyed the belches above and are newly inspired to emulate these master artists. Remember it's one thing to hear them but it's more fun to enjoy them personally. The satisfaction they can bring to you and others is very satisfying and life enriching.
S & S Richards Web Productions is currently seeking your personal belches. Can you belch the "Star Spangled Banner"? Rosanne excluded. The Alphabet? Carpe Diem! Sieze your chance to climb the heights of Gustorial Stardom. Earn big "Gee, Thanks for that" and Gaggels and Gasps from giggling girls galore! Be admired for that which your mother scorned and probably still will, don't tell her where to find this. Submit your digtially recorded, most revealing and revolting "reports from your interior" today! E-mail all astorial expulsions, burps that is, no rooty, tooty, fresh and fruity need apply. Send also the sordid details of origin, (ie, what caused this to occur) to webmaster@yourhobby.com. Please have all recordings in a wave file format no larger than 20KB. No cheating with "ditial enhancements" We only want you and your gasueos expressions. Internally express yourself via the iNet. Winning belches will claim their space on this page for all the world to share and enjoy. Visit often to see if you'll be catupluted to fame. All submissions become the property of S & S Richards Web Productions. Only they and the good Lord knows what they will do with them.
Note: Many of the sexist or offending statements made in the Belch-a-rama text were written in fun and not meant to degrade women or other personas. The subject of this natural body function may offend some individuals. The author has under gone special sensitivity training, so that this won't happen again. If you are offended by any part of this, we apologize. So don't' worry your pretty little head about it..
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